I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Randomize
