I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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