My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Randomize
