we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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