Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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