She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Never underestimate the power of titties
Randomize
