I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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