Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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