no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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