Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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