I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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