three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
