AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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