my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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