sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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