I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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