Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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