Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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