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(905): View more from Toronto

I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone

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(586): View more from Michigan

Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app

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(706): View more from Georgia

I'm on page 4.

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Im on beer infinity

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(270): View more from Kentucky

guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.

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(407): View more from Florida

I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.

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(620): View more from Kansas

my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts

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(913): View more from Kansas

The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?

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Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor

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