And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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