She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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