Who did Billy Mays play for?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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