question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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