Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
did you just send me my own nude
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Randomize
