That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
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