whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Randomize
