I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i think i have herpe
just one?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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