Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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