Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I have post one night stand depression
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