Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Do vagina's smell?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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