no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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