your room smells of hookers.
And success
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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