she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
