Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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