He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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