so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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