Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
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