apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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