i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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