It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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