Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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