we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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