some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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