I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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