just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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