Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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