Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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