did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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