you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I have tasted many bathrooms
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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