did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
then he tried to convert me to islam
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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